The "I'm so awesome that..." thread

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]My name is J40 and I'm here to tell ya My verses are so hot that they'll probably melt ya Like a snow cone on a hot summer day I got the words that kill this is what I say You're a punk a bitch, too weak to go nuts I'm a player a pimp watch as I flex nuts My words are flawless as I rip you a new one Your face is ugly let me buy you a new one That's all I got to say at this moment in time Oh, Tell your mom I said "Hi" she still owe me that fat dime.[/quote]

[quote=BusDriver210]I'm so awesome that when I play SC2 I don't require additional pylons.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] I'm a player a pimp watch as I flex nuts [/quote] Lol xD I'm the offtank guy, that's a matter of fact~ I made an Offtank MF guide, man that shit slaps~ A beast with the rhymes but I am a savage in the rift~ Pentakill your crew, and take yo girl as a gift~ You betta get some glasses cause my shit's so hot, That if you stare me in the face face you'll go blind on the spot~ Hah, and nope, it ain't because I ain't pretty~ No material from me~ Isn't that shitty~ Cover my bases, it's you that I'm erasin, If I am advanced, that would mean that you are basic~ You need a face lift, and a tummy tuck, I'm bugs bunny, you ain't funny like Daffy duck, Lol, I'm looney tunes with the flow, crazy muthafka so just come at me Br0~ >:P[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=mastajdog] then maybe I'll have a chance with these dudes [/quote] My name is Amanda, and I am not a man You should really keep track of us girls if you can ;) Male or female champs it doesn't matter to me As long as I get some nice assists on my K to the D I like spamming starcall as much as I spam this forum I'll correct all your bad grammar, I like to follow decorum. You're in a little pickle, I might be a little rude... You can insult my playstyle, but don't you call me a dude :P[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]i was gonna write a rhyme turns out I don't have time so i'll leave you with this squishies everwhere, what should i buy first? ill think ill go max out my burst I need Searz to give me some graphs cause without some proof my logic falls on its ass Im so OP They try to arrest me I love this place, it's called equestria except when i told morello about it, he just said 'better nerf irelia'[/quote]

[quote=Rozsud3k][quote=Nighthawk] i was gonna write a rhyme turns out I don't have time so i'll leave you with this squishies everwhere, what should i buy first? ill think ill go max out my burst I need Searz to give me some graphs cause without some proof my logic falls on its ass Im so OP They try to arrest me I love this place, it's called equestria except when i told morello about it, he just said 'better nerf irelia' [/quote] I'm so awesome I can do a nonchalant C-c-c-c-c-ombo Breaker[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]SOOOO Who's gonna make a "bust a rhyme" thread?[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]I'M SO AWESOME THAT MY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND ROUTER ALWAYS DIE WHEN I PLAY TOP OLAF. GG.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]That's actually just Olaf being loyal to me~ (Busta rhyme thread given life)[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000][quote=Wintermond] I'M SO AWESOME THAT MY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND ROUTER ALWAYS DIE WHEN I PLAY TOP OLAF. GG. [/quote] Your router has realized Olaf top is gamebreakingly OP and decided to stop you using it. :P[/quote]