"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Xenasis wrote:
HOW THE HELL
DO YOU LET AN OLAF STEAL BARON FROM YOU WITH AN AXE
WHEN YOU HAVE AN ON DEMAND ~1800 TRUE DAMAGE TO CREEPS BURST?
Because magic.
Becayse really, really magic.
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"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
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Searz wrote:
Not really, lol. He was already very Strong, then they buffed him to OPness. TADAA~~
Fixed.
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
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DuffTime wrote:
Fixed.
Most ppl would disagree, but you never care bout other ppls' opinions, so I guess it's no use saying that.
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Winter just stole baron by running up screaming and throwing one Olaf axe.
I now want to marry him. <3
O.o
Daaaamn, almost a real Viking that one :)