"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Doc Deveraux
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Welcome and enjoy virago! Ain't nothing more left to say but brother keep your head up, and look for better days, on Mobafire...
Dont ever underestimate the power of brothas, convicted felons and ********ers from outta the ghetto, we saw a chance so we crept slow, me and Danny Boy stranded on Death Row, for real tho, money makin, allergic to playa haters and cowards fakin, tricks come to get their pictures taken. And ain't nothing left to say, but brother pray try to keep your head up and look for better days on Death Row
Skrallz
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Oh, another red !
We should get another Green then ! *Hint Hint* Duff *Cough* Time
We should get another Green then ! *Hint Hint* Duff *Cough* Time
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Thanks for the sigs <3
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‎"School is like a *****, it's long and hard unless your asian" - Elementz
Joobieo#41288
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glad to have you with us
Mastajdog, "You shall bow in the presence of the masta."
please +rep if i've been helpful at all, and come check out my guides!
credits to The Nameless Bard and greynadefor the awsome signatures, and me for the others.
please +rep if i've been helpful at all, and come check out my guides!
credits to The Nameless Bard and greynadefor the awsome signatures, and me for the others.
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Yes, Flash and I are greedy, keeping the Administrator title for ourselves ;) The <MOBAFire> title is just to make it clear that virago is "official".
Haha, oh my.