"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
it's cold here in Quebec, proof that winter's coming. Yet, we didn't see snow yet. Snow usually start falling around october 25th. Me luv snow (it's the only cool part about winter) :D
SNOW! Y U NO FALL HERE INSTEAD OF FALLING IN THE USA???
Ironically, I hate winter ( Me no luv cold) but I ****ing love snow
SNOW! Y U NO FALL HERE INSTEAD OF FALLING IN THE USA???
Ironically, I hate winter ( Me no luv cold) but I ****ing love snow
+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
Here is hot the whole year (I love that), and kinda cold during the fall/winter, but since its hot the rest of the year, we feel cold with high temperatures (like 15'C is cold already, but sometimes it goes to 5'C during the night > really cold).
And we never had snow here (ty god).
And we never had snow here (ty god).
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Can't stand heat for longer than a few days.