"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
it's cold here in Quebec, proof that winter's coming. Yet, we didn't see snow yet. Snow usually start falling around october 25th. Me luv snow (it's the only cool part about winter) :D
SNOW! Y U NO FALL HERE INSTEAD OF FALLING IN THE USA???
Ironically, I hate winter ( Me no luv cold) but I ****ing love snow
SNOW! Y U NO FALL HERE INSTEAD OF FALLING IN THE USA???
Ironically, I hate winter ( Me no luv cold) but I ****ing love snow
+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
Here is hot the whole year (I love that), and kinda cold during the fall/winter, but since its hot the rest of the year, we feel cold with high temperatures (like 15'C is cold already, but sometimes it goes to 5'C during the night > really cold).
And we never had snow here (ty god).
And we never had snow here (ty god).
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Can't stand heat for longer than a few days.