One mean big green hooker.
Or (if more srs) Berserker.
Or (if more srs) Berserker.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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if this gets big enough i'll move it to my blog where it would be a lot more organized than this. i'll also try to be more open about character generation i guess.
attributes will be strength(health and melee) dexterity(ranged and armor) intelligence(magic and spells) and charisma (everything else, mostly npc interactions.)
so lets start at the beginning. what is our characters sex and race?