He's a male deer.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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if this gets big enough i'll move it to my blog where it would be a lot more organized than this. i'll also try to be more open about character generation i guess.
attributes will be strength(health and melee) dexterity(ranged and armor) intelligence(magic and spells) and charisma (everything else, mostly npc interactions.)
so lets start at the beginning. what is our characters sex and race?