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So I was thinking... (Kids, don't try that at home) Those last few seconds right before you die ~ which has sadly been happening a lot for me lately, what are you thinking? As my numerous experiences have been stacking up lately, I found a pattern in my thoughts (this is mostly for drawn out chases)...
8 seconds til death ~ I knew I shouldn't have done that...
7 seconds til death ~ Run run run run go go go I need boots!
6 seconds til death ~ Why do I not have any cc? GOOOOO FASTERRR
5 seconds til death ~ **** crimany frick heck nooo what the !@#$%
4 seconds til death ~ They need to nerf -insert chasing chamption's name here- soo bad...
3 seconds til death ~ So close omg turret you stupid turret do more damage!
2 seconds til death ~ Ohh there's my teammates. Fasterrr man c'mon!
1 second til death ~ -soundless, desperate clicking-
Death ~ ... facepalm.
Immediately following my death, I apologize profusely for feeding. Even if I'm 8/1/5 :) Cuz that's just how cool I am and what a great friendly person I can be (Y) I'm sure you guessed at those characteristics though.
So... Any of you have something that goes through your head over and over and over as you're about to die? Any thrilling, stimulating words of wisdom that pop into your head as you stare into the face of death? ^^ Happy gaming!
8 seconds til death ~ I knew I shouldn't have done that...
7 seconds til death ~ Run run run run go go go I need boots!
6 seconds til death ~ Why do I not have any cc? GOOOOO FASTERRR
5 seconds til death ~ **** crimany frick heck nooo what the !@#$%
4 seconds til death ~ They need to nerf -insert chasing chamption's name here- soo bad...
3 seconds til death ~ So close omg turret you stupid turret do more damage!
2 seconds til death ~ Ohh there's my teammates. Fasterrr man c'mon!
1 second til death ~ -soundless, desperate clicking-
Death ~ ... facepalm.
Immediately following my death, I apologize profusely for feeding. Even if I'm 8/1/5 :) Cuz that's just how cool I am and what a great friendly person I can be (Y) I'm sure you guessed at those characteristics though.
So... Any of you have something that goes through your head over and over and over as you're about to die? Any thrilling, stimulating words of wisdom that pop into your head as you stare into the face of death? ^^ Happy gaming!
"Okay guys, everyone know the plan? Good, let's get in position. *Walks towards brush... all five enemies* OH SHI--"
*YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN*
In 0.5 seconds ladies and gentlemen. It's not fun </3
dum de dum de da
Walks up to bush
BAM SNAP POP, POW! SLASH<#*@CRUSH......................................
HOW DOES THERE ENTIRE TEAM FIT INTO A BUSH THAY SMALL......and cho has full stacks....no way he can hide in there,....its not logical at all.......sry guys, noob move of me.
but yeah, that happens in some form at least once a day when i play my epic utility/support
Good blog all in all, I approve of your suspicions xD :P
Ok, the positioning is great, I am the tank, mark the biggest thread...
OK guys, I initiate ...guys!.....guys?!
oh oh...