"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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WHY U NO POST EARLIER!
EDIT: I looked over it in youtube and google. It seems a nice game where you can put you're spare time in. I thank you for showing such an interesting thing but there's one thing. WHY U NO POST EARLIER¡ I spent all my money about 10 minutes before you posted this thing. (Most of it were getting skins, while others are for my rent, savings, etc.)
EDIT: I looked over it in youtube and google. It seems a nice game where you can put you're spare time in. I thank you for showing such an interesting thing but there's one thing. WHY U NO POST EARLIER¡ I spent all my money about 10 minutes before you posted this thing. (Most of it were getting skins, while others are for my rent, savings, etc.)
What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet at the same time? Rainbow
Well, um, just spend 0.1$ for now and increase it later when you have money?
They allow you to add extra money to the order if you want.
They allow you to add extra money to the order if you want.
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
davidcarl
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^100? Impressive.
@Tats
GOG?
@Tats
GOG?
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
Cooooool site.
Too bad I own most of the good games there already.
And they didn't really screw them over. The bundle is no longer sold.
Too bad I own most of the good games there already.
And they didn't really screw them over. The bundle is no longer sold.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Machinarium is by far the best point and click game I've played (and the only point and click that I genuinely enjoyed), so if you're into the genre or just curious about it, then this is the perfect opportunity.
I totally forgot posting this a few days back when I should have.
It's over soon, hurry if you want it.