Hah, Failhard is doing good work again.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
oh, another thing i found hilarious about this.
microsoft claimed that it would be a terrible decision to ban the console because that would mean people moved over to sony/nintendo and the judge said that he thinks sony/nintendo can handle it.
microsoft claimed that it would be a terrible decision to ban the console because that would mean people moved over to sony/nintendo and the judge said that he thinks sony/nintendo can handle it.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
I'm really interested as to how this will finish, couple possible theories:
1 - Motorola wins somehow, XBox 360 Slims get banned, will have to remake 360 while Pro model starts to resell or no 360s sold during time period.
2 - Motorola loses, sucks for them 360s continue made.
3 - Microsoft forced to pay cash settlement to Motorola in exchange for Patents.
1 - Motorola wins somehow, XBox 360 Slims get banned, will have to remake 360 while Pro model starts to resell or no 360s sold during time period.
2 - Motorola loses, sucks for them 360s continue made.
3 - Microsoft forced to pay cash settlement to Motorola in exchange for Patents.
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