LaronX has a super power. He hurts the brains of his fellow forumers with his broken english.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
LaronX has a super power. He hurts the brains of his fellow forumers with his broken english.
qft
Secretly though, Searz is a teddy bear. A big, huggable teddy bear.
Searz wrote:
LaronX has a super power. He hurts the brains of his fellow forumers with his broken english.
Muhahahahahaha everyone shall tremble in fear befor my endless power.
And know that hugegable=****able we know that man and women are alike. Man want to **** everything they like. Women want to hug and cuddle everything they like. For discovering that man and women like sex Moonedge will get the Nobel Peace Prize. It is pretty much wothless and there is no prize moneye as it only commes along with real Nobel Prizes but he gets a shine medele.
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