Party Rockers
Creator: June 3, 2012 11:34pm
Real men drink cocktails with all the colors of the rainbow!
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
@Malin: Why not give them the site?
http://alcololbar.blogspot.com.au/
http://alcololbar.blogspot.com.au/
See you later, armadillos! Unless I see you first!
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You just bought a ticket for the Pain Train. Choo choo.
Huge thanks + hugs to MissMaw for my sigs!