Wintermond
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Prime example of why glass tables are great ideas.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I've cleared my desktop of all visible glass shards, and it's running. It glitches sometimes (everything goes black, then after a second reappears). Monitor is full of scratches and holes, mechanical keyboard was PACKED with small shards, but I think I got most of it. Mousepad got ripped, cellphone miraculously survived without a scratch, and some other things, but it's running. For now, lol.
The apartment floor doesn't look so good, though.
The apartment floor doesn't look so good, though.
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