Prime example of why glass tables are great ideas.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I've cleared my desktop of all visible glass shards, and it's running. It glitches sometimes (everything goes black, then after a second reappears). Monitor is full of scratches and holes, mechanical keyboard was PACKED with small shards, but I think I got most of it. Mousepad got ripped, cellphone miraculously survived without a scratch, and some other things, but it's running. For now, lol.
The apartment floor doesn't look so good, though.
The apartment floor doesn't look so good, though.
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