The "I'm back!" thread

[quote=Searz]Actually, they squish. Hands on knowledge.[/quote]

[quote=Yukimaru]Just came back on Moba and saw the 101 Champ Thread Closed? Dafuq? because we alrdy have one Thread? But that was before more information got released, ofc the creator edited his first post like a little child, but thats still dump no one goes to site 2 or 3 on any Forum.....but okay i can use this a future reference when we get a Thread for the sneak peak, a thread for the art-spotlight, a thread for the champion spotlight, a thread to discuss the champ in generel :3....oh well got a bit of off-topic here.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Canoas] [quote=TheJohn]well, canoas, that was tough. You should stop eating fast food burgers and eat more vegetables. Even if the story was a bit tragic, I really enjoyed knowing it, thank you[/quote] Thank you for the support! Having someone like you wanting to know how my day was fills my heart with joy. Anyway, a very interesting thing happened today. I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was the first of, hopefully, many such gay encounters. [/quote] lol, that was a bit strange. It's kinda uncommon to see such scene, but well, things happen Today I went out with my girlfriend and her cousin. That cousin was really crazy, she said so much shit about the guys she dated, I feel sorry for those men. Nothing uncommon happened until they returned home. I was walking alone and saw a group of girls, there were 5 or 6. I've never seen an orgy like that, it was crazy, girls going here and there, they were all kissing each other. I should've recorded that [quote=iownedya] Luckily, being an Atheist, I don't believe in "hell"... [/quote] Not yet, sir[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=TheJohn]lol, that was a bit strange. It's kinda uncommon to see such scene, but well, things happen Today I went out with my girlfriend and her cousin. That cousin was really crazy, she said so much shit about the guys she dated, I feel sorry for those men. Nothing uncommon happened until they returned home. I was walking alone and saw a group of girls, there were 5 or 6. I've never seen an orgy like that, it was crazy, girls going here and there, they were all kissing each other. I should've recorded that[/quote] You're sharing your story? That's nice.. too bad no one gives a fuck.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Canoas] [quote=TheJohn]lol, that was a bit strange. It's kinda uncommon to see such scene, but well, things happen Today I went out with my girlfriend and her cousin. That cousin was really crazy, she said so much shit about the guys she dated, I feel sorry for those men. Nothing uncommon happened until they returned home. I was walking alone and saw a group of girls, there were 5 or 6. I've never seen an orgy like that, it was crazy, girls going here and there, they were all kissing each other. I should've recorded that[/quote] You're sharing your story? That's nice.. too bad no one gives a fuck. [/quote] If you read it, you give a fuck[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][spoiler]He didn't read it[/spoiler] Update: I'm currently on the road looking desperately for Mowen's house to kidnap her. My trap is finally completed after acquiring 1000 boxes of [url=http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12887173]Cesar Cookie Crunchies[/url] from a local petsmart. The cage is almost complete, I just need to steal the complimentary toothpicks from another fastfood joint to finish the locking mechanism and my trap will be complete. Hang in their thread, Toshabi will save you from that nasty lock![/quote]

[quote=Canoas]Come on, this topic is fairly peaceful. I haven't done anything that would make this topic get locked.. well, maybe the gay sex [color=#282929]But then again, who doesn't love gay sex?[/color][/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I'm not taking any risks. I'm going to dognap Mowen and we'll never have a locked thread again.[/quote]

[quote=Keels]Yeah. Back. No delusions of people caring. Thanks for the editor status. [img=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/370719_100001663057416_950704820_n.jpg] <- [me][/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Toshabi] Hang in their thread [/quote][/quote]