The "I'm back!" thread

[quote=Atarios]I'M BACK ! -Tumbleweed-[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=iownedya] TheJohn means the loo, the bathroom, the place where you go number 2, the place where you licked my number 2, etc. [/quote] Don't forget "the guy that will take your soul to hell" [quote=Yukimaru] back to this side, slept for prolly 14 Hours after i was 30 Hours awake, now gonna check out some Threads and shit and maybe coming again in the evening :3 [/quote] Wow, 30 hours awake must be a real pain[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Yukimaru] back to this side, slept for prolly 14 Hours after i was 30 Hours awake, now gonna check out some Threads and shit and maybe coming again in the evening :3[/quote] Oh, I bet that's why all the jibberish about supporting Hitler yesterday.[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=TheJohn]well, canoas, that was tough. You should stop eating fast food burgers and eat more vegetables. Even if the story was a bit tragic, I really enjoyed knowing it, thank you[/quote] Thank you for the support! Having someone like you wanting to know how my day was fills my heart with joy. Anyway, a very interesting thing happened today. I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was the first of, hopefully, many such gay encounters.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]I really enjoy hearing about your day, Canoas, you put such suspense into your encounters that I think I might rather enjoy stalking you one day. Please post more. kthnxbai[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Canoas] and I quickly finished them both off. [/quote] Well at least you didn't leave them with blue balls.[/quote]

[quote=iownedya]Or pop those balls >.>[/quote]

[quote=iownedya][quote=TheJohn] [quote=iownedya] TheJohn means the loo, the bathroom, the place where you go number 2, the place where you licked my number 2, etc. [/quote] Don't forget "the guy that will take your soul to hell" [/quote] Luckily, being an Atheist, I don't believe in "hell"...[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=iownedya] Or pop those balls >.> [/quote] Balls dont pop o_O[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=DuffTime]Balls dont pop o_O[/quote] You just haven't tried hard enough[/quote]