Yukimaru wrote:
back to this side, slept for prolly 14 Hours after i was 30 Hours awake, now gonna check out some Threads and **** and maybe coming again in the evening :3
Oh, I bet that's why all the jibberish about supporting Hitler yesterday.
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TheJohn wrote:
well, canoas, that was tough. You should stop eating fast food burgers and eat more vegetables. Even if the story was a bit tragic, I really enjoyed knowing it, thank you
Thank you for the support! Having someone like you wanting to know how my day was fills my heart with joy. Anyway, a very interesting thing happened today. I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ***. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped *** for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ****** friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was the first of, hopefully, many such gay encounters.
Canoas wrote:
and I quickly finished them both off.
Well at least you didn't leave them with blue balls.
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Actually, they squish.
Hands on knowledge.
Hands on knowledge.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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TheJohn means the loo, the bathroom, the place where you go number 2, the place where you licked my number 2, etc.
Don't forget "the guy that will take your soul to hell"
back to this side, slept for prolly 14 Hours after i was 30 Hours awake, now gonna check out some Threads and **** and maybe coming again in the evening :3
Wow, 30 hours awake must be a real pain