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Sinful Succulence Morgana Sells Cake and Champions

Creator: Keondre July 20, 2012 12:34am
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Here is this weeks skin and champion sale. Apparently, bombs are evident here...

Sinful Succulence Morgana Sells Cake and Champions

Posted by Morgana on Thu, 2012-07-19


Hello, summoners! Welcome to Malevolent Morsels, my sinful side business. I pride myself on creating delectable delicacies infused with extract of vengeful rage. I recommend feeding a succulent slice of the Fallen Angel Food Cake to those who have wronged you - they’ll enjoy an especially agonizing aftertaste.

Baked goods and vengeance go hand in hand in my book, so it’s no surprise the League’s champions are eager to get their hands on my painful pastries to gift to their enemies. Some customers, however, don’t follow my rules. And for that, they shall suffer a sale.


  • Maokai tried to steal a cookie from the oven and set his branches on fire; no mercy for the insipid, so take him for 487 RP.
  • Zilean and his meddlesome clocks interfered with my baking timers and all my cookies are ruined; reap my revenge and fast-forward him to another time zone for 292 RP.
  • Ziggs deflated my sinister soufflé with his hostile hexplosives; don’t dally and take his bombs away for 487 RP.



  • Darkrider Sejuani seemed to be a gracious, culinarily refined customer, but I saw her feeding my tarts to a boar; I’d like to bake the boar into a delicious meat pie, but I’ll save my ingredients if you buy them both for 487 RP.
  • Road Warrior Miss Fortune didn’t heed my warnings barring concealed weapons from my bakery, so she’ll feast on roadkill instead; confiscate her guns for 260 RP.
  • Baron Von Veigar insisted I wasn’t using the highest quality organic ingredients and failed to leave a tip; let his worth be judged for 487 RP.



사랑은 장님이다. | ความงามในความแข็งแรง. | 愛は治療です.
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Such a funny way they try sell stuff
whenever they do this and chose a champ.
Shame it's not some of the more exotic
champions, like Malazhar, more often.
Regardlass, my response to this was a bit
along the lines of what GP tends to say:


"Blow me down!"
"(Btw LZ, I read all of your posts like a poem because your paragraphs look like stanzas. It's rather amusing. :P)" - PsiGuard
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
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Lmao... I quite fonder the fact that they put stuff on sale that are "less-wanted"..
사랑은 장님이다. | ความงามในความแข็งแรง. | 愛は治療です.
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Keondre wrote:

Lmao... I quite fonder the fact that they put stuff on sale that are "less-wanted"..


Well, I think that their champion-creating team
has kind of forced the hand of the marketing-team.
Who would expect you to seriously market a girl on a
BOAR? No my friend... You need a more credible, humourous
excuse... And so in comes people like Sinful Morgana
and Mundo, to help make the sale a little more believable.
Dark Rider... Come on. If it had been a pig she was on,
it could've passed for bacon. Dark Bacon Sejauni, now 245
RP... It's a boar!! Can't take it seriously.
"(Btw LZ, I read all of your posts like a poem because your paragraphs look like stanzas. It's rather amusing. :P)" - PsiGuard
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
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asdf riot y u hate me
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They hate everyone >:D
사랑은 장님이다. | ความงามในความแข็งแรง. | 愛は治療です.

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