DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
You beat me to it ^.^
ì‚¬ëž‘ì€ ìž¥ë‹˜ì´ë‹¤. | ความงามในความà¹à¸‚็งà¹à¸£à¸‡. | æ„›ã¯æ²»ç™‚ã§ã™.
You need to log in before commenting.
Gentleman Cho’Gath’s Gentlemanly Sale
Posted by ChoGath on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 21:22
Friends! Acquaintances! Snacks! It is I, Gentleman Cho’Gath. It is my pleasure to welcome you back to my dastardly parlor. As you have probably already surmised, my humble invitation and request for your company was merely a thinly veiled ruse to bring you within Feasting distance. Ah, “range,” as you quaint fellows say. As a gentleman, however, I would never Vorpal Spike a guest in the back. Wait, what?! You don’t want to be eaten? Preposterous!
We are at an impasse, friend. It is in my nature to feast, you see, and no amount of velvet smoking jackets or high-quality cigars can change that very fact. Ah, I have it! A gentlemen’s agreement. If you can present me with a more refined, more distinguished snack option other than your own succulent self, then I shall spare your life. Let’s begin, shall we? Oh ho!
These discounts shall only last from July 24 to July 27, so be sure to seize this opportunity and act post-haste. It seems, however, that all of your suggestions failed to sate my urbane and refined appetite. As per our prior agreement, I happily and eagerly await your acquiescence and imminent demise. Cheerio! OM-NOM-NOM-NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!