I cannot believe.....

[quote=IcarianWings][quote=MissMaw] another amazing monkey thread..? [/quote] Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=Amazing Monkey] haha, I love how every time I post a drunk thread, at least one person responds to it with a serious statement! But yeah.....last night was pretty fucked up. Like, the weird kind of night that you just want to forget... [/quote] You do realize no one believes you right? You should try taking some pics next time... For evidence purposes, that is.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Nooooo, we want more of your drunk endeavours![/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=Amazing Monkey] As for it being believable or not, are you kidding? That's nothing compared to what some people do! Don't you live in Europe? They party and do all kinds of crazy shit over there, right?? Don't you judge me for how I have fun while in college! [/quote] You were that drunk and still lasted 5 hours. Sorry, but that's not humanly possible. You should pick something more believable next time. There's no reason for me to doubt you did it with x number of girls. That's not something to be proud of either. One thing is to be a stud, another is to be a manslut. As I previously said, anyone can be the later, it's the first one that's hard to be.[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]It's a bit obvious that "not a shred of what I quoted screams" that I'm a stud because I'm not. It would be a rather weird if it did. While it is true that you can do those many times without any sort of enhancements, it is no longer true with a severe handicap. From my own experience, and I guess my friend's as well, when you're drunk to the point you start texting old girlfriends, or in your case making topics on mobafire, you're definitely not capable of lasting 5 hours. Not falling asleep after the first time is already a big accomplishment. Either way I don't really care what happened, it's your life. I will still call bullshit though.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]I don't think "over the course of 5h" means that he had sex for 5h.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Amazing Monkey] First of all, pride? Wut? o.O I'm a college student, once I'm outta here, I'll have a whole different grasp on life. But for the time being, I'm just going to have stupid fun. Also, not a shred of what you quoted screams, "I'm a super stud that is all about pride." I actually mentioned earlier that I'm not exactly happy with what happened. Some of those girls are my friends and now things are all awkward. It really caused some trouble and it's gonna be bitch to set things straight again... [/quote] Sooooo you realize that your understanding of life is immature and irresponsible but you're going to continue living that way until you're out of college? Sounds like a poor excuse for someone who's afraid to start taking on responsibilities. =[ Either or, stupid fun can always lead to irreversible consequences, such as an STD, car accident caused by drunk driving, ODing, ect. I would suggest a possible change in lifestyles, but you probably don't care enough to even take it under consideration. =[ =[ =[ =[ =[[/quote]

[quote=Mintleaves]^ Pretty much this really? DuffTime should step into this thread and then he will say something profound Duffoas!!!![/quote]