So this guy decides to support my 
Vayne with Amumu (blind pick). We end up vs Ezreal and Nidalee. Game was lost. Most common phrase "omg noob bot useless carry".
What happened? Amumu would walk around eating damage to try and Q, so he died. I get outpoked and outlaned. Over. And. Over.
Like, he even sat in a brush eating 3 consecutive Nida spears and going b. I couldn't farm coz Ez had free shots at me underturret and I'd lose 1000 minions.
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edit: now I was Tristana with Gangplank (already great) versus Graves and Soraka. GP basically didn't exist the whole match, I was pretty much on a 2 vs 1 lane. He started merc's instead of gp5 (merc's. This when he had oranges for sorakunt's silence, and she was just a healbot anyway), he'd see me being engaged and fighting back because I knew it was doable if he came, and he'd just sit by the tower.
No more AD with strangers. I swear I'd rather go AP tristana bot and get people flaming me for something that is actually my fault.
Vayne with Amumu (blind pick). We end up vs Ezreal and Nidalee. Game was lost. Most common phrase "omg noob bot useless carry".What happened?
Amumu would walk around eating damage to try and Q, so he died. I get outpoked and outlaned. Over. And. Over.Like, he even sat in a brush eating 3 consecutive Nida spears and going b. I couldn't farm coz Ez had free shots at me underturret and I'd lose 1000 minions.
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edit: now I was
Tristana with Gangplank (already great) versus Graves and Soraka. GP basically didn't exist the whole match, I was pretty much on a 2 vs 1 lane. He started merc's instead of gp5 (merc's. This when he had oranges for sorakunt's silence, and she was just a healbot anyway), he'd see me being engaged and fighting back because I knew it was doable if he came, and he'd just sit by the tower.No more AD with strangers. I swear I'd rather go AP tristana bot and get people flaming me for something that is actually my fault.
Thank you Byron for 2014's loudest laugh up till today
Feel bad for you man.
"(Btw LZ, I read all of your posts like a poem because your paragraphs look like stanzas. It's rather amusing. :P)" - PsiGuard
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
I lost a game as Zyra , it was a ranked one tooo :(.
Guess why ?
we had jungle wukong, already horrible.
Second, they had malph who ONLY ganked mid for the first 15 minutes.
3rd, i was even with akali, both of us having 3 kills and 2 deaths.(Our wukong died once to her, and malphite died once to me)
so, malphite already ganked 7 times, wukong ganked 2 times.
Then, akali goes bot, i ping her, follow her, tell them to retreat in chat.. NOPE CHUCK TESTA she gets a double kill and soon a triple on me, i manage to take malphite out with passive, she lives with 7 hp (T________________________________T)
so now, fed akali ganks top, same process even after i follow and ping her mundo still keeps pushing (yes mundo top -_-)
akali and gp jump on mundo, me and wukong fend them off.
After, i say STAY AT TOWER FOR THE NEXT MINUTE, he starts to push again and gets picked off by akali.
we lose a team fight and team surrenders..
Well, i can safely say that that was the worst game i have ever had with zyra.
Guess why ?
we had jungle wukong, already horrible.
Second, they had malph who ONLY ganked mid for the first 15 minutes.
3rd, i was even with akali, both of us having 3 kills and 2 deaths.(Our wukong died once to her, and malphite died once to me)
so, malphite already ganked 7 times, wukong ganked 2 times.
Then, akali goes bot, i ping her, follow her, tell them to retreat in chat.. NOPE CHUCK TESTA she gets a double kill and soon a triple on me, i manage to take malphite out with passive, she lives with 7 hp (T________________________________T)
so now, fed akali ganks top, same process even after i follow and ping her mundo still keeps pushing (yes mundo top -_-)
akali and gp jump on mundo, me and wukong fend them off.
After, i say STAY AT TOWER FOR THE NEXT MINUTE, he starts to push again and gets picked off by akali.
we lose a team fight and team surrenders..
Well, i can safely say that that was the worst game i have ever had with zyra.
Lately I feel the same playing AD carry in ranked, it feels as if every time I get a support who contributes nothing at all to the lane. Yet doing well early-game with an AD carry is the only way I can carry a bad team to victory, QQ. I wish AD carries still went mid, every time I play mid with AD Tristana I either get tons of kills or afk farm and get the most farm in the game by a ton. So much more effective than getting zoned out by Blitzcrank while my Janna calmly sits behind me throwing the occasional shield on me.
Tristana I either get tons of kills or afk farm and get the most farm in the game by a ton. So much more effective than getting zoned out by Blitzcrank while my Janna calmly sits behind me throwing the occasional shield on me.
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qq i officially had my last ranked game to day.
Even when season 3 starts, no way im playing that **** ever again.
every time i win a game, i lose 2 in return
e.e
also,every time i get close to climbing elo, i have a super high lose streak.
Get first blood mid: check.
Get one more kill mid: check.
Get 4 man ganked and die: check.
Proceed to get focused cause we have a ****ty olaf and critplank:check.
Lose game:check.
ranked games are literally ********... i hate team games :(
Even when season 3 starts, no way im playing that **** ever again.
every time i win a game, i lose 2 in return
e.e
also,every time i get close to climbing elo, i have a super high lose streak.
Get first blood mid: check.
Get one more kill mid: check.
Get 4 man ganked and die: check.
Proceed to get focused cause we have a ****ty olaf and critplank:check.
Lose game:check.
ranked games are literally ********... i hate team games :(
just had a que where someone calls ADC then picks says there going xin, i already have top called so he says "noob xin is an adc". The banner bans xin so this idiot can't be him, then says he's ADC, insta locks Master Yi. I decide to let him top and I'll ADC, so i go graves , then our jungler locks in teemo... wtf. Finally our mid picks Vayne and support picks ezreal... and i dodge
**** this game
**** this game
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AstroNautilus and Pool Party Ziggs are coming out soon and I don't have money for them.
Q_Q
*owns both champions, doesn't own skins for either*
YESSS