"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
You mean Europe is not one country? o.O
Thanks to GrandMasterD for my sig!
LaronX wrote:
All on my list step 2 on my take over the world list right after making germany declare a war to everyone . Becaus that is what germans do right?
Today i decided to aim for total world domination, and today i read about 5 ppl want to do the same, is today the official "Today i decided to aim for world domination"-day?
Yukimaru wrote:
Today i decided to aim for total world domination, and today i read about 5 ppl want to do the same, is today the official "Today i decided to aim for world domination"-day?
Nah. Pinky and the brain got me on that track.
Thanks lgnition for the Sig.
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