"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
LaronX wrote:
All on my list step 2 on my take over the world list right after making germany declare a war to everyone . Becaus that is what germans do right?
Today i decided to aim for total world domination, and today i read about 5 ppl want to do the same, is today the official "Today i decided to aim for world domination"-day?
Yukimaru wrote:
Today i decided to aim for total world domination, and today i read about 5 ppl want to do the same, is today the official "Today i decided to aim for world domination"-day?
Nah. Pinky and the brain got me on that track.
Thanks lgnition for the Sig.
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