Oh, I didn't know that you're an andventure, Tosh.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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You're adventure begins on the TRAIN. You are seated in a QUAD SECTION with no TABLE and absolutely nothing to do but stare at the INTRICATE PATTER of the seat in front of you. While you were enjoying doing absolutely nothing, you are approached by a FAT BIMBO.
Fatty: "Hey. That SEAT over yonder."
The FAT BIMBO points towards the seat that's towards the upper right of you. You decide to use your skill STARE to try to turn it into stone.
The FAT BIMBO is not affected by your STONE STARE and proceeds to sit across from you.
FAT BIMBO ADDED TO CHARACTER LIST****
FAT BIMBO is a middle aged FEMALE. She has a variety of INTEREST, like EATING, scratching her FACE, TEXTING, and CHEWING with her mouth open. FAT BIMBO has a variety of ITEMS, such as a LARGE BAG, Iphone, and a bag full of SWEETS which she CONSUMES every 15 seconds to restore HP.
*Unfortunately, I can't MSPaint the scenarios, as the train wifi blows for image uploads* =[
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