Oh, I didn't know that you're an andventure, Tosh.
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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You're adventure begins on the TRAIN. You are seated in a QUAD SECTION with no TABLE and absolutely nothing to do but stare at the INTRICATE PATTER of the seat in front of you. While you were enjoying doing absolutely nothing, you are approached by a FAT BIMBO.
Fatty: "Hey. That SEAT over yonder."
The FAT BIMBO points towards the seat that's towards the upper right of you. You decide to use your skill STARE to try to turn it into stone.
The FAT BIMBO is not affected by your STONE STARE and proceeds to sit across from you.
FAT BIMBO ADDED TO CHARACTER LIST****
FAT BIMBO is a middle aged FEMALE. She has a variety of INTEREST, like EATING, scratching her FACE, TEXTING, and CHEWING with her mouth open. FAT BIMBO has a variety of ITEMS, such as a LARGE BAG, Iphone, and a bag full of SWEETS which she CONSUMES every 15 seconds to restore HP.
*Unfortunately, I can't MSPaint the scenarios, as the train wifi blows for image uploads* =[
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