"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Canoas
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Searz wrote:
*Yuki finds madman on the moon*
*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.
EXCUSE ME BUT IM A NICE PERSON AND THE REST OF MY CREW DIED IN THIS DAMN ASTEROID FIELD ONE JUMP AFTER IT ANYWAYS :C
Fox Rage
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Searz wrote:
*Yuki finds madman on the moon*
*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.
So epic. I can hardly wait!
+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
*Yuki enters planet with 2HP left*
*Gets the choice of whether he wants to attack an enemy or not*
*Attacks the enemy*
Yuki logic OP.
*Gets the choice of whether he wants to attack an enemy or not*
*Attacks the enemy*
Yuki logic OP.
"If someone is ****, you point at them and declare "****!". Because this is the internet." - Serpentiferous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
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*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.