"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Canoas
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Searz wrote:
*Yuki finds madman on the moon*
*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.
EXCUSE ME BUT IM A NICE PERSON AND THE REST OF MY CREW DIED IN THIS DAMN ASTEROID FIELD ONE JUMP AFTER IT ANYWAYS :C
Fox Rage
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Searz wrote:
*Yuki finds madman on the moon*
*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.
So epic. I can hardly wait!
+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
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*Brings him on his ship*
*Proceeds to get killed by madman*
More on Yuki's epic Faster Than Light adventures later.