Champion & Skin Sale: Her Fearful Cutlery

[quote=Mowen][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: Her Fearful Cutlery[/h2][/color] [url=http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-her-fearful-cutlery][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Morgana on Mon, 2012-11-19 15:34[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] It is a melancholy truth that all bad things must come to an end. While I am pleased to report that last year’s food critic challenge left no survivors, the Valoran Department of Health is sending a Demacian regiment to forcefully shut me down. But you may step one last time into the flames as I unveil my most malicious culinary masterpiece. My guests should be arriving any moment now to partake in my 42-course feast for the ages… [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Royal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Royal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Royal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Royal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]As the evening’s entertainment, [b]Royal Shaco[/b] has promised a sidesplitting tribute to my dastardly delights. I only hope it doesn’t involve a musical skit with anthropomorphic food exulting their delicious sacrifice like he has done before. Nothing puts guests off their appetites quite like a turkey performing an interpretative dance titled “Kill Me.” [b]260 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Renekton_RuneWars_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Renekton_RuneWars_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Renekton_RuneWars_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Renekton_RuneWars_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]It seems only fitting that, considering his massive blades, [b]Rune Wars Renekton[/b] should honor us by carving the roast beast. He slices and dices like no other champion I know! Leave the bloodiest cuts for me, please. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Udyr_Primal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Udyr_Primal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Udyr_Primal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Udyr_Primal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][b]Primal Udyr[/b], don’t turtle into your shell. Here, have everything in a bucket; that way you can eat with your bear paws. I’m only joking, no need to switch to Tiger Stance. I’ll even put the garlic pepper quail eggs on top! [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Diana_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Diana_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Calm down, [[Diana]]. The quinoa pilaf being tossed with sun-dried tomatoes does not give you leave to proselytize the virtues of nocturnally-harvested produce. Take your plate and eat outside. I’m sure the moon will keep you better company than us. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Blitzcrank_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Blitzcrank_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Oh dear…in [[Blitzcrank]]’s haste to get at the casserole de haricots verts, he rocket-grabbed the entire platter of turkey tartare—not to mention the rest of my tablescape! What a mess! For my next dish, I may have to try something with a more metallic aftertaste. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Kennen_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Kennen_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Who’s that blur zipping around tidying everything? Oh, [[Kennen]], what do you think you are doing? Did you think you can cut your own slice of my cranberry-pecan-pumpkin tart? Don’t test me, just take care with that maelstrom of yours and I’m sure we’ll all leave with our extremities intact. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] Well, no need to clear these dirty dishes, just throw them across the floor! I’ll be serving courses from [b]November 20 to November 23[/b]. But once the food is gone, it’s gone, and they can’t stop me from hawking painful pastries on the battlefield of Summoner’s Rift. [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center][/quote]

[quote=Minho]Noffing I want D:[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Who do they pay to write these terrible skin sales things? XD I just wanna know what champs/skins are on sale, they don't have to spruce it up. It's not even being presented by a champion anymore so it's lamer. D:[/quote]

[quote=Friendly Pony][quote=OTGBionicArm] Who do they pay to write these terrible skin sales things? XD I just wanna know what champs/skins are on sale, they don't have to spruce it up. It's not even being presented by a champion anymore so it's lamer. D: [/quote] dude it's sinful succulence morgana...[/quote]

[quote=ReprobateReality]I want [[Diana]] because of her lore sounds very interesting and [[blitzcrank]] because he looks fun :p[/quote]

[quote=TheLastWolf]I want [[Diana]] so bad...Worth the RP?[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]diana is easily one of the strongest picks in the game right now, her popularity as a mid laner has spiked ever since the S2 championships also morgana can't speak french in blitzcrank's entry it should be casserole d'haricots verts[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]sweet. getting diana~[/quote]

[quote=Wayne3100]Refunding [[Diana]] for IP, getting [[Draven]], then buying [[Diana]] on sale. Pro tactics.[/quote]

[quote=AyushGarg]You can refund now?[/quote]