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Champion & Skin Sale: Her Fearful Cutlery

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Champion & Skin Sale: Her Fearful Cutlery


Posted by Morgana on Mon, 2012-11-19 15:34

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It is a melancholy truth that all bad things must come to an end. While I am pleased to report that last year’s food critic challenge left no survivors, the Valoran Department of Health is sending a Demacian regiment to forcefully shut me down. But you may step one last time into the flames as I unveil my most malicious culinary masterpiece. My guests should be arriving any moment now to partake in my 42-course feast for the ages…

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As the evening’s entertainment, Royal Shaco has promised a sidesplitting tribute to my dastardly delights. I only hope it doesn’t involve a musical skit with anthropomorphic food exulting their delicious sacrifice like he has done before. Nothing puts guests off their appetites quite like a turkey performing an interpretative dance titled “Kill Me.” 260 RP

It seems only fitting that, considering his massive blades, Rune Wars Renekton should honor us by carving the roast beast. He slices and dices like no other champion I know! Leave the bloodiest cuts for me, please. 487 RP

Primal Udyr, don’t turtle into your shell. Here, have everything in a bucket; that way you can eat with your bear paws. I’m only joking, no need to switch to Tiger Stance. I’ll even put the garlic pepper quail eggs on top! 487 RP



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Calm down, Diana. The quinoa pilaf being tossed with sun-dried tomatoes does not give you leave to proselytize the virtues of nocturnally-harvested produce. Take your plate and eat outside. I’m sure the moon will keep you better company than us. 487 RP

Oh dear…in Blitzcrank’s haste to get at the casserole de haricots verts, he rocket-grabbed the entire platter of turkey tartare—not to mention the rest of my tablescape! What a mess! For my next dish, I may have to try something with a more metallic aftertaste. 487 RP


Who’s that blur zipping around tidying everything? Oh, Kennen, what do you think you are doing? Did you think you can cut your own slice of my cranberry-pecan-pumpkin tart? Don’t test me, just take care with that maelstrom of yours and I’m sure we’ll all leave with our extremities intact. 487 RP

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Well, no need to clear these dirty dishes, just throw them across the floor! I’ll be serving courses from November 20 to November 23. But once the food is gone, it’s gone, and they can’t stop me from hawking painful pastries on the battlefield of Summoner’s Rift.


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Who do they pay to write these terrible skin sales things? XD I just wanna know what champs/skins are on sale, they don't have to spruce it up.

It's not even being presented by a champion anymore so it's lamer. D:
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Who do they pay to write these terrible skin sales things? XD I just wanna know what champs/skins are on sale, they don't have to spruce it up.

It's not even being presented by a champion anymore so it's lamer. D:


dude it's sinful succulence morgana...
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I want Diana because of her lore sounds very interesting and Blitzcrank because he looks fun :p
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I want Diana so bad...Worth the RP?


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diana is easily one of the strongest picks in the game right now, her popularity as a mid laner has spiked ever since the S2 championships

also morgana can't speak french
in blitzcrank's entry it should be casserole d'haricots verts
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sweet. getting diana~
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Refunding Diana for IP, getting Draven, then buying Diana on sale. Pro tactics.

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You can refund now?
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