"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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i also have tits
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ rÑ”mÑ”mвєr tσ +rÑ”p mÑ” Ãf à dÑ”sÑ”rvÑ” Ãt! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★ тнαикѕ тσ тнє_иαмєℓєѕѕ_вαÑ∂ fÏƒÑ Ñ‚Ð½Î¹Ñ• αмαzιиg ѕιgиαтυÑÑ”! ★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★ тнαикѕ тσ тнє_иαмєℓєѕѕ_вαÑ∂ fÏƒÑ Ñ‚Ð½Î¹Ñ• αмαzιиg ѕιgиαтυÑÑ”! ★ ★ ★
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Pheyniex wrote:
show tits, please.
i'm not sure if you want to see them
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ rÑ”mÑ”mвєr tσ +rÑ”p mÑ” Ãf à dÑ”sÑ”rvÑ” Ãt! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★ тнαикѕ тσ тнє_иαмєℓєѕѕ_вαÑ∂ fÏƒÑ Ñ‚Ð½Î¹Ñ• αмαzιиg ѕιgиαтυÑÑ”! ★ ★ ★
★ ★ ★ тнαикѕ тσ тнє_иαмєℓєѕѕ_вαÑ∂ fÏƒÑ Ñ‚Ð½Î¹Ñ• αмαzιиg ѕιgиαтυÑÑ”! ★ ★ ★
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i would suggest to totally take out the ratings so die-hard people like me(or the other people that made it 8 pages long) calm their tits.
Yes plz, my tits are raging over here.