Shakespeare's dirty jokes and sexual innuendos

[quote=MrCuddowls]Post one, i'll start Romeo and Juliet, act 1 scene 1 This one should be easy to understand SAMPSON: A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's. GREGORY: That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall. S: True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall. G: The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. S: 'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads. G: The heads of the maids? S: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt. G: They must take it in sense that feel it. S: Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. Seems like Sampson has one wild imagination.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][youtube=mcSujceZDmg] Don't tell me you didn't see this coming.[/quote]