If you could pick a LoL Female Champ IRL

[quote=IAmByakuya]For fun imagine your favorite champ was your GF (girls can pick a male) now imagine the [color=#008000]Pros[/color] and [color=#ff0000]Cons[/color] of that relationship AND the difficulty like if it was a guide with matchup xD Its pretty obvious who ill pick so here we go: [[Ironscale Shyvana]]: [color=#008000]Pros:[/color] -Youll never have a cold meal/bath -Will always keep you warm -Sexy <3 -Loyal (as she is a demacian) [color=#ff0000]Cons:[/color] -Her on period would be your worst nightmare!!! -Making her angry could be the last thing you could do D: (full fury) -If she gets a flu youre gonna have a bad time with her sneezing all around... -Meeting her parents... Difficulty: [color=#ff0000]HARD[/color] (high risk high return for me <3) Ok now pick urs xD[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]Interesting, but I dunno yet who to pick D:[/quote]

[quote=Shuru]may god have mercy on those who chose ahri.[/quote]

[quote=IAmByakuya][quote=Meiyjhe] Interesting, but I dunno yet who to pick D: [/quote] Take your time :D[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]I had to acknowledge earlier, I always knew there was just 1 woman for me [[Armor of the Fifth Age Taric]]: Pros: * He has got a lot of swag * He will always support me <3 * He is stunningly handsome * He has a special aura around him Cons: * He is a man * Probably a real bitch * He is outrageous * Probably costs a lot of money due jewelry and stuff Difficulity: Easy, but not worth it :O :P[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]^ lol i freaking knew you would do something like this. lol +1 rep. truly outrageous.[/quote]

[quote=DKitten]A poro: Pros: - Adorable - Never gets cold - Made happy with food - Will go anywhere with me - Easy to find presents - Cuddly Cons: - Doesn't have opposable thumbs, so can't game with me...or cook... - Can't drive me home at night (see above) - Can't talk - I don't know whether you can potty-train a poro [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a77d981e47dc299796f0549abe8b971/tumblr_mjriwpcabO1s4zbpdo1_500.png[/img][/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex][[Leblanc]] Pros: [list] [*]Sexy as Hell [*]Very independent and assertive [*]Has status quo [*][[Mirror Image]][/list] Cons:[list] [*]Can silence anyone in many ways [*]Very good liar [*]I don't want to get anything [[Distortion]]'ed. [*]I have no idea how old she is (looks very good, though)[/list] Difficulty: Doesn't matter. It's a lifetime archievement.[/quote]

[quote=Kinen][quote=IAmByakuya] For fun imagine your favorite champ was your GF (girls can pick a male) [/quote] What about the homosexuals and bisexuals? D: Anyhoo. It's hard to find the perfect girl (or guy) in the champion roster. Perhaps [[Sona]]? [color=#00ff00]Pros:[/color] [list] [*] Extremely talented musician. [*] Can't bitch at you. [*] Huge badonkadonks [/list] [color=#ff0000]Cons:[/color] [list] [*] You have to share her with her instrument. [*] Even worse at telling you what is wrong than most women. [*] Busy League and concert schedule reduces together time :< [/list] Difficulty: [color=#ff8000]Moderate[/color] Her loneliness issues stemming from being mute might make her easier to woo unless stardom has made her cynical. However, an instrument that demands even more attention from her than you will strain the relationship. Making it last will be the hardest. Hmm... Actually, as a suave, handsome scientist, [[Jayce]] could make a good partner. Especially [[debonair Jayce]] <3 <3 <3[/quote]

[quote=C4 Lasty]This thread is creepy and possibly full of neckbeards.[/quote]