"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
IAmByakuya
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GrandmasterD wrote:
Ehm just a question: do guys like really like this?
Meh
Thats just too much for the game style
Gave you a good laugh or helped? rep+ so i can know ;)
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Elohell is like Irelia's stun: if your real level is equal or lower than the level you are in, you're STUNNED there forever. If your actual level is higher than the level you are in, you're just SLOWED in your way up.
Heres my Shyvana guide! I will dance in their ashes
Shyvana guide! I will dance in their ashes
Bellpepper
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GrandmasterD wrote:
Ehm just a question: do guys like really like this?
It's tits. TITS, BRO.
"He cooked cake." - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
<3 bro team capsule
Just can't bear the guy reading adult literature.
Just can't bear the guy reading adult literature.
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
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Wow... Game of the year.
"10/10 Titties" - IGN
Yuki, I've found a perfect game for you!