MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
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First off, I want to say that your caps lock name screams your dominance. It reminds me of an old chinese folklore about a young man who stole the emperor's pen. Legends say that the man took the pen and would write his name in large characters all over the menus of Chinese fast food resturaunts as well as their public restroom. He said that he did these things to ensure that the world that he knew would continue to remember him, even past his short life on this earth. In the end, he was caught by police when he rear ended a farmer's horse and was tied to the top of the emperor's castle for ruining so many nice menus and toilets. The crime of marking other's belongings in a crude fashion is called "graffiti" (aka, the man's name). And so it was. We still remember sir Graffiti to this day as something that douche bag plebians spray all over walls and park benches. ****ing tools and ********s, I swear! Someone has to clean that **** too! >:[
Have you ever felt the warmth of a horse vagina?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Where can I find a sea of cats?
I seem to have lost my caps lock key, where can I find another? Are there other ways to reclaim my natural male dominance?
How big is your epeen?
I seem to have lost my caps lock key, where can I find another? Are there other ways to reclaim my natural male dominance?
How big is your epeen?
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My posts may be long. If this bothers you, don't read them.
@Dil and Searz: Equestria girls proved that ponies are a sub-species of humans, so for pony porn streams, they shall continue. For all we know, any girl in IRL might be a pony in another dimension. Perhaps they came from the magical kingdom of Equestria, but got stuck here for all eternity! As for Searz, going off the Equestria Girls theory, it is indeed quite possible that I've had sex with a horse (and so can you!)
@Life: It's so big that if i move it the right way, I can poke your eye out from where I'm sitting.
@Meiy: £
@Life: It's so big that if i move it the right way, I can poke your eye out from where I'm sitting.
@Meiy: £
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
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If you all still remember me. =[ =[ =[ = [= [=[
if you don't, go drown in a sea of cats. >:[