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First off, I want to say that your caps lock name screams your dominance. It reminds me of an old chinese folklore about a young man who stole the emperor's pen. Legends say that the man took the pen and would write his name in large characters all over the menus of Chinese fast food resturaunts as well as their public restroom. He said that he did these things to ensure that the world that he knew would continue to remember him, even past his short life on this earth. In the end, he was caught by police when he rear ended a farmer's horse and was tied to the top of the emperor's castle for ruining so many nice menus and toilets. The crime of marking other's belongings in a crude fashion is called "graffiti" (aka, the man's name). And so it was. We still remember sir Graffiti to this day as something that douche bag plebians spray all over walls and park benches. ****ing tools and ********s, I swear! Someone has to clean that **** too! >:[
Have you ever felt the warmth of a horse vagina?
"He cooked cake." - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
Where can I find a sea of cats?
I seem to have lost my caps lock key, where can I find another? Are there other ways to reclaim my natural male dominance?
How big is your epeen?
I seem to have lost my caps lock key, where can I find another? Are there other ways to reclaim my natural male dominance?
How big is your epeen?
OTGBionicArm wrote: Armored wimminz = badass.
My posts may be long. If this bothers you, don't read them.
My posts may be long. If this bothers you, don't read them.
@Dil and Searz: Equestria girls proved that ponies are a sub-species of humans, so for pony porn streams, they shall continue. For all we know, any girl in IRL might be a pony in another dimension. Perhaps they came from the magical kingdom of Equestria, but got stuck here for all eternity! As for Searz, going off the Equestria Girls theory, it is indeed quite possible that I've had sex with a horse (and so can you!)
@Life: It's so big that if i move it the right way, I can poke your eye out from where I'm sitting.
@Meiy: £
@Life: It's so big that if i move it the right way, I can poke your eye out from where I'm sitting.
@Meiy: £
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If you all still remember me. =[ =[ =[ = [= [=[
if you don't, go drown in a sea of cats. >:[