Old Man Humphrey the Retired Veteran

[quote=caucheka]obviously a joke but i thought it could be kind of funny. [color=yellow]Passive:[/color] [color=green]Get Off My Lawn:[/color] Humphrey deals 20% increased damage to targets hiding in the bushes. Humphrey also deals 10% extra damage when standing in the bushes. [color=yellow]Q, W, E:[/color] [color=green]Gone Fishing:[/color] Humphrey casts out his fishing pole. if the hook contacts an enemy champion, they take 100/135/170/205/240 (+50% ad) and are slowed by 50% if they try to move away. The fishing line breaks after 6 seconds. If he uses this skill while his ultimate is active then they are instead pulled towards Humphrey. [color=blue]Mana Cost:[/color] 80/90/100/110/120 [color=violet]Cooldown:[/color] 10 second each rank. [color=green]Nap:[/color] Humphrey falls asleep for 5 seconds and is unable to move. During this time, Humphrey regenerates 1/1.25/1.5/1.75/2% of his total health and mana each second. Taking damage wakes Humphrey. [color=blue]Mana Cost:[/color] none [color=violet]Cooldown:[/color] 24/22/20/18/16 seconds [color=green]BINGO!:[/color] Humphrey pumps his fists excitingly in the air as he shouts, buffing his and his allies attack damage and ability power by 15/25/35/45/55 for 7 seconds. [color=blue]Mana Cost:[/color] 100/115/130/125/160 [color=violet]Cooldown:[/color] 20 seconds at all ranks [color=yellow]Ultimate[/color] [color=green]Heart Medication:[/color] Humphrey forgoes taking his heart pills, causing his heart to race as he takes damage while increasing his movespeed by 20/40/60 and increasing his attackspeed by 25/55/85%. Humphrey can take his pills before he dies to calm his heart. [color=red]Health Cost:[/color] 15/32.5/50 per second until deactivated. [color=violet]Cooldown:[/color] 10 seconds at all ranks[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Hahah, this guy sounds so awesome XD[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]I... love this. What does that last part on the ultimate mean? Does it imply that you can't kill yourself with it?[/quote]

[quote=Kael312]i want this man in the league, purely to yell get off my lawn at garen[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]Thanks for all the quick responses guys. also jebus it works like mundo's w, which means yes you can kill yourself if you leave it running for too long.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]So what does "Humphrey can take his pills before he dies to calm his heart" mean?[/quote]

[quote=Kael312]i would assume "taking his pills" just means toggling it off[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]yeah that. what kael said. hehe also his weapon is a shotgun. for obvious reasons.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Right hand: Shotgun. Left hand: Bottle of Whiskey. Would be so epic.[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]and maybe a bingo card in his pocket and his fishing pole on his back. and of course hes gotta have a bottle of pills.[/quote]