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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Meiyjhe wrote:
New one:
A man lives in a flat. In that flat, there are 20 stages, but luckily for the man, there is an elevator. The man lives on the 16th floor, but each time he wants to go home, he only goes to floor number 14 by elevator, the last 2 stages he goes by stairs. Why would he do that?
HINT: He is incredibly lazy, it has nothing to do with being sportive or something
is he very small so that he can't reach the 16th button and walks instead of getting a chair or something to reach it?
Thanks to IPodPulse for this <3^
mastrer1000 wrote:
is he very small so that he can't reach the 16th button and walks instead of getting a chair or something to reach it?
wp
Change is gooooood
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Dude... if you complain about your answer not being right because it's not what riddle the asked for...
I know what kind of stuff you write elsewhere, but...
You must be THAT much fun at parties.
Why dont you go and complain to Meiyjhe too?
I mean why wasn't the answer to his riddle sth like:
"Because the elevator only stopped at certain floors."
Would also be a total legit answer.
If you can't have fun in a fun thread you shouldn't be here.
I know what kind of stuff you write elsewhere, but...
You must be THAT much fun at parties.
Why dont you go and complain to Meiyjhe too?
I mean why wasn't the answer to his riddle sth like:
"Because the elevator only stopped at certain floors."
Would also be a total legit answer.
If you can't have fun in a fun thread you shouldn't be here.
Darcurse wrote:
You must be THAT much fun at parties.
Oh honey, the party don't start til' I walk in~~
Quoted:
Why dont you go and complain to Meiyjhe too?
I mean why wasn't the answer to his riddle sth like:
"Because the elevator only stopped at certain floors."
Would also be a total legit answer.
I mean why wasn't the answer to his riddle sth like:
"Because the elevator only stopped at certain floors."
Would also be a total legit answer.
CORRECT!
Then you should also realize the fault in the riddle you posted :)
Don't expect too much from the Banana, I don't :P
Then again, most riddles are terrible.
Quoted:
If you can't have fun in a fun thread you shouldn't be here.
Oh, I'm having plenty of fun :)
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b) current world affairs" - steel-sentry
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YayaFTW wrote:
I have a riddle for you:
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What am I?
Leaves. If they live and you step on them, you barely hear them. If they're dead and you step on them, then its
Searz wrote:
Don't expect too much from the Banana, I don't :P
pls ma riddz was da best riddz
Change is gooooood
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It's just a terrible riddle honestly.