"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
useless armor: booty shorts edition
this is also a sneaky request that someone come play Torchlight 2 with me.
this is also a sneaky request that someone come play Torchlight 2 with me.
Anybody remember that SMS Racing game?
Twas in my tabs and I played it for a few minutes.
It's pretty ****ty. The car controlled like ****.
The 10second rule is kind of silly. You also have peripheral vision in real life, something you do not in this game. It's easier to text in a real car! :D
I tried for a time below 100seconds. Took me about 5 tries. Ended at 96sec, then instantly uninstalled the game.
holdenlink.com/project/sms-racing/
Twas in my tabs and I played it for a few minutes.
It's pretty ****ty. The car controlled like ****.
The 10second rule is kind of silly. You also have peripheral vision in real life, something you do not in this game. It's easier to text in a real car! :D
I tried for a time below 100seconds. Took me about 5 tries. Ended at 96sec, then instantly uninstalled the game.
holdenlink.com/project/sms-racing/
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
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HOW DARE HE PICK ON PALIN! HOW DARE HE! SHE IS GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! AHHHHH RAGE.
She might as well go ahead and call dieting starvation while she's at it..