"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
useless armor: booty shorts edition
this is also a sneaky request that someone come play Torchlight 2 with me.
this is also a sneaky request that someone come play Torchlight 2 with me.
Anybody remember that SMS Racing game?
Twas in my tabs and I played it for a few minutes.
It's pretty ****ty. The car controlled like ****.
The 10second rule is kind of silly. You also have peripheral vision in real life, something you do not in this game. It's easier to text in a real car! :D
I tried for a time below 100seconds. Took me about 5 tries. Ended at 96sec, then instantly uninstalled the game.
holdenlink.com/project/sms-racing/
Twas in my tabs and I played it for a few minutes.
It's pretty ****ty. The car controlled like ****.
The 10second rule is kind of silly. You also have peripheral vision in real life, something you do not in this game. It's easier to text in a real car! :D
I tried for a time below 100seconds. Took me about 5 tries. Ended at 96sec, then instantly uninstalled the game.
holdenlink.com/project/sms-racing/
Hahaha, best use of the HERO cameras I've seen yet.
http://vimeo.com/62092214
http://vimeo.com/62092214
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
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HOW DARE HE PICK ON PALIN! HOW DARE HE! SHE IS GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! AHHHHH RAGE.
She might as well go ahead and call dieting starvation while she's at it..