Vynertje wrote:
Unibrow alert.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Werepirelord wrote:
First of all, I'm not an emo pilgrim.
Oh, and I might be a bit younger than people would expect, although I have no qualms about my age.
Go ahead, humor me.
Spoiler: Click to viewYOU LOOK LIKE 15
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So me and my friend recently participated in a university 2v2 breakdance competition. The above GIF is from one of our routines. Yeah, it looks silly, but we were having fun doing something we both love and make other people smile while we do it. :)
I'm the one in front in the red trousers.
I didn't know the exact parameters to resize the image, so I just put a link instead.
So me and my friend recently participated in a university 2v2 breakdance competition. The above GIF is from one of our routines. Yeah, it looks silly, but we were having fun doing something we both love and make other people smile while we do it. :)
I'm the one in front in the red trousers.
I didn't know the exact parameters to resize the image, so I just put a link instead.
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