"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Lady Amelyne wrote:
Wasn't referring to you in the first place, but still.
No offense to anyone intended, I doubt a 15 year old (do correct me if I'm wrong) possesses a great deal of knowledge on that subject.
You're off by about 7 years. Not a great start..
How about you then? Are you the world-worn woman you imply that you are?
Searz wrote:
You're off by about 7 years. Not a great start..
How about you then? Are you the world-worn woman you imply that you are?
I knew something was wrong with you like 2-3 years ago.
You were only 5 or 6 back then?! fck
~ Sig by Xiaowiriamu ~
Lady Amelyne wrote:
Funny enough, at no point did I mention being 'world-worn' as you so wittingly put it.
Comprehension problems?
Imply =/= mention.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
Lady Amelyne wrote:
Oh please. Talking as if you knew a thing about drugs.
Searz wrote:
How about yes?
This happens and no one asks about Searz' drug stories?! MOBAFire please.
So yes Searz, tell us. I'm honestly intrigued what kind of wacky adventures you had as irresponsible teenager (Yes that makes me feel better about myself). Also, forgive the tautology; it's merely there for emphasis.
Lady Amelyne wrote:
Clearly, I'm the one having comprehension problems.
Obviously. I just pointed out an instance of that.
I see you've found the quote button. *clap* *clap* *clap*
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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Oh please. Talking as if you knew a thing about drugs.
How about yes? Would miss Amelyne like to interject with her thorough experience with drugs?