Holy ****, I beat a rank 300 legendary player. I'm only rank/league 3 atm, so that was quite a surprise.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Jimmydoggga 2.0 wrote:
Have I done good?
There is no skill involved in opening packs, chance for opening legendary in pack is about 1% per card.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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As for that subtle jab about not being skilled, a fair few pro's agree with my view, so yeah.
Subtle jab? Oh I'm just gonna call you outright bad, honey.
As for your analysis of the card: after numerous questionable statements along with pointless arguments (which I shouldn't have responded to, I feel kind of dumb for making that mistake) I feel like it's time to finally dismiss your opinion on this. Not because you're wrong, but because you suck at arguing for it.