So this is a ***********ing Teemo guide. With this ***********ing Teemo you should be able to ****ing rape some ****ing ***es.

So for Teemo I think these runes should really give you an edge against just about anything in the game. The health at level 1 really helps you lane against everything in the game. The experience gain rune helps you reach that critical level 3 as soon as you can to get move quick rank 2. The 2 avarice quints help you get enough gold to buy your items while you roam.

These masteries are pretty self-explanatory. Just try and be as tanky as possible because Teemo doesnt need any damage. Just dont take a point in fortify cuz its not meat.

Items. So with boots first on Teemo first blood is guaranteed. When you get boots of mobility kills should flood in left and right. After that you get a chalice so you can keep up your mana. Aegis helps so that your team mates won't die during ganks. After that I have no ****ing idea. No matter how hard I try I just cannot for the life of me get a game to last long enough to get any more items.

Skill sequence l0l.

So you want to max move quick as ****ing soon as possible so you can roam. The faster you move the more kills you get pretty much.

Tanky summoner spells of course. You should be invincible with heal+cleanse.

In short, this Teemo build is the ****ing ****. GG

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