lol Nick, he lives in France, hence the French. I doubt he was trying to appear "intelligent", just speaking naturally.

First of all, thank you for pointing out my grammatical error in my comment given above. However, it does seem you understand me perfectly well so I guess it served its purpose.

Anyway, what I am is of great unimportance. Who I am is much more interesting. Why are you keep saying 'Grandmistress'/'Grandmaster' something when you seem to know perfectly well that the something is simply a 'D' and not something overly complex. Oh, how insensitive of me, that single character might be overly complex to someone like you; my sincerest apologies.

I have to say that it is very interesting that you make the link between 'not being nice to me' and 'unintelligent'. Is this your fantasy world? A world where everyone who is mean gets punished by some sort of higher power? If you're mean, you are not intelligent. Sadly, that world only exists in your imagination honey. Do not despair though, I am not mad, I'm simply amused by your simplistic view of the world.

I love the use of the French words here, makes you almost seem very intelligent. Bad guides are bad guides. In this game, sad but true, things are wrong or right. Your guide is simply not good. In fact, we, Throatslasher and I, consider it harmful for new players as you're teaching them things which are just plain wrong. We are not arguing about little things, we are arguing about major things. People just want to know how to bake bread and you hand them the wrong recipe.

I'm a bit confused - firstly, why are you calling throatslasher a dog? Not very nice for dogs.

Unless you're talking about me? In that case, after using a quote, I wouldn't use 'he' but the persons name the insult is targeted at (which would be me, if I've lost you - I mean your ambiguity lost me, so I guess it's only fair)...

Also, I'm more confused - are you a he, she or hermaphrodite? Asexual maybe? It's just that your mobafire handle is grandmaster something, but your IGN thingy is grandmistress something (was this "D" your school grade? Were you a bully in the playground too? Can I have a large fries with my Happy Meal please?)

Really, really glad you so called 'pros' are reading (and naturally, of course, down voting - OMG, he chose HEAL and CLARITY!) noob guides - bien sur, with all your experience, I guess you've written what - dozens, hundreds of guides to help new people to the game? C'mon, at least one, right? OOoooh, I see, you just write ELO stuff - kinda like the old French Bourgeois writing about the intricacies of eating cake, when people just wanna know how to bake bread...

That's nice Dear.

He's like a dog; negative attention > no attention.

We just think your guide is a pile of uselessness. Glad you appreciate all of the negative attention though.

tell me when you finished your next guide

BWAHAHahahahaha - downvotes for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Who woulda thought, in less than 24 hours, I'd get more comments and votes than 2/3rds of the Amu guides!!??

I can't wait to see what the next day or two holds in store....or if anally and with meticulous detail I revised this...naaaah, it's just a game...

I also see, lke Reddit and imgur, no matter how unique, sloppy, sarcastic or OC your post/pic/guide maybe, if you're not with the 'in' crowd, entrenched or apart, if you piss off a 'god' with a high ELO (who seriously thinks like this counts in the real world - that's nice dear, you can play video games - I saw a large duck once), well, just saying...

;p

What the hell, a bot game guide? -1.

^^ LOL

FINE, +1!
Now let my family go T.T

The guide needs work, but I loved what you had to say about Kill stealing, and since you made this guide for beginners that's awesome because every one who starts playing needs to be taught the difference between kill stealing and kill secure, and that the game isn't about having the highest kill count.
+ 1 because it's you first guide, but I will be a little more rough on the next guide lol keep it up and welcome to mobafire

but the mysteries do need to be changed...