Pros Cons
He is yellow He dosent have anymore yellow brains
He is yordle GURLS be like "****er is so cute :3"
He got 0.01 inch p1nes
He got super faker dodging pawah
He is not gay
He loves little kids
He like to play with little girls
(srsly he like IT VERY MUCH)
he is so badass
he got 3 nipples.

Hello i pick ****er coze he is freaking GENIUS YORDLE ABle to rape womans like
Ahri miss fortune and gragas. also heimer dinger is pretty damn good at tower diving using his UPGRADE! what makes him look pretty weird and prevent towers from hitting him. also i like ****er coze he is pretty fast using my build what makes him look EXTREMLY LAGGY AND WEIRD and force all the members dc coze they will be so laggy as ****.

I take revive and ghost because they make your faker ****er utility turbo dodging pretty dayum effective.
EVERY FREAKING GAME i take as many as possible of those freaking white booties, because they make u look like elvis, and ELVIS IS SO BADASS.
ON MASTERIES I TAKE 0.0.30 because they gimmi even moar movment speed and Ugrade my faker supah fast ****er elvis lagger ragequiter powers, and make everyone lagg and dc as fast as possible.
I take Mah Ult as much as possible because it makes u look pretty as ****.

on The laning phase. all u need to do is to dodge all the **** the enemy laner throw on u and keep throwing your red weird wrenches until he rage quit.

on mid games all u need to do is to say your jungler go hold Mid OR I FEED, if he not going mid go afk until he go mid, then go to bottom lane ks as much farm u can fail tower dive on 2 ppl use your 999999999 movement speed and back to get your double kill like a badass faker.

u dont need to team fight, you got faker dodging power just split push hard, if u c some hawt girls like ezreal or taric rape them until they rage quit, keep spilt pushing no matter how much your team spam the chat and pinging JUST PUSHHHHHHHH TO THE END USING YOUR FAKER POWAR , also using your faker powers, u can push without minions u can dodge EVERYTHING because you are ****ing faker , faker is op, then split alone until u win and then go to the championships and kiss faker and say him thank u i love u and your Korean butty.

THANK TO FAKER GIVING US SOME OF HIS KOREAN FREAKING PAWAH TY FAKER WE LOVE YOU.







(amumu we love u too just stop cry)








(cry ****** we hate u )





(srsly U suck)







(amumu go remove lol)


























(ty ******)
. :)