Hi, i am a recently turned challenger dominion jungler. I have been playing zed for 3 years now and have completely mastered him.
Zed is a tanky bruiser champion who specialises in focusing tanks, flashing unnecessarily and giving scrubs freelo.
In this guide I'm going to show you how to win at things and be the best.

Why blue is the way to go

Clairvoyance is good so that you can use your global shurikens to snipe everyone trying to recall
Clarity is good so that you can taunt your enemy laner with the fact that you can regain half of a mana pool and they can't, you don't even need it, but i bet they do, and i bet they really would appreciate that mana. Proceed to spam laugh.

This build will give you a good balance of utility, tankiness and swag. You should build this every single game, no matter what happens or who you are up against. This build is freelo.

The ohmwrecker will allow you to dive constantly with no fear of friendzonage.
Mobility boots to move fast due to the fact that fast is love and life
Mikaels will allow you to heal yourself if all goes wrong, which it won't because you are a god, ez
Ruunans will transform you into a ranged champion, giving you insane attack speed and a huge advantage over your opponents as you can attack from range or melee range
Thornmail will allow you to absorb any hate from the non fancy wenches who envy your swag
Rabadons deathcap for both damage and a fedora, to repel the undesired wenches

You need to Max Q first for the fact that it is a global spell, does true damage, and provides a medium to contact with friends via the internet
Your W is useless, its not even a spell basically, never use this spell as it provides little no to use/utility
Your E is essential for clearing the jungle camps to get revenge on that noob jungler for no banks, max this 4th
Your ult lets you create lots of useless shadows and show your enemy them all, showing them you don't care how useless they are, 0/10 from me, its not even euphoric, only use this as a gap closer to use your greatly enchanced Ruunan's hurricane auto attacks

At this point the drugs really started to kick in, so i kind of ran out of ideas.

PENETRATION, INCREASED SPEED OF PENETRATION
REPEAT

Pros:

• Has unreachable levels of swag
• Doesn't require items to do well
• Can fill many roles in the team with his high utility
  

Cons:
[*] Sometimes his giant genitals can cause jealousy and therefore reports x9

Zed is a great champion capable of insane no scopes if you just believe.

Shrek is love shrek is life.

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