I'm a bronze 5 player on EU, currently smurfing on NA with a diamond 1 account. If you don't believe me, **** you. Add me at MordeBeiber. I'll help you with tips and tricks on how to get to bronze 5 if you think that your rank is too high like a kite.

Pros: too manly, listen to justin beiber, spell vamp too much, can't die, his children are from the graves.

Cons: No cons. You think there are cons? Feel free to **** off.

Akali: Press R, she still takes damage when invis, win lane

Brand: He just burns himself like an emo kid, auto win

Fizz: Brake his staff with yours, he can't jump

Leblanc: BOOBS

Ap Yi: Even lane, yall both heal the same

Orianna: She. Can't. Even. Speak. Normally. So. She. Can't. Win. Lane.

Talon: Shove his daggers up his *******s.

Vladimir: He has AIDS, don't have sex with him, AIDS will slowly kill him

Zyra: Plants porn

Anivia: Use fire against ice, it's supereffective

Cassiopeia: Snake porn

Kassadin: the void, the void, the void

Lissandra: Icy *****.

Mordekaiser: WTF, ***** TRIES TO BE AS COOL AS YOU, BUT **** IT, LISTEN TO JB, WIN LANES.

Ryze: Bring a key to get out of his rune prison, win lane.

Twisted Fate: Just gonna stand there and watch me throw, but that's alright because i love the way it cuts

Xerath: Electricity, for free, **** the government

Annie: My girlfriend called me a pedophile, such big words for a 7 year old

Diana: Moon porn

Katarina: Cat porn

Lux: Laser porn

Morgana: Her sister's hotter

Kayle: Her sister's hotter

Syndra: BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS EVERYWHERE

Veigar: don't build ap

Ziggs: Bin Laden's son

Never ever have jungler in your team. Having a jungler in your team puts one lane in disantavage and that lane will lose the game.

When you want to try the new free week characters, it's best to instalock them in a normal game. Practicing against bots doesn't give you the valuable experience you get playing human opponents and will make you develop bad habits.

If your team is feeding, the best way to motivate them is to tell them how awful they are and threaten to afk at the shop. No other strategy sparks more come-backs than this.

If you're playing in mid and your other lanes keep getting ganked, just stay there and keep farming. The other hero might get kills but you'll get the gold.

For an easy win, begin the game with all five members of your team in the middle lane. You can quickly push the lane and destroy the inhibitor, giving your team a huge advantage.

Right clicking the jungle creeps repeatedly will make them die faster.

DON'T BUY RUNES. THEY AREN'T EVEN NECCESARY TO JUNGLE NOW.