I SAW SOME1 GOING DPS SOROKA TODAY. THEY DID THE WRONG BUILD. THEY WENT VERY NEGATIVE. THEY COST ME THE RANKED GAME. I AM CURRENTLY IN 100 ELO BECAUSE OF HER. PLEASE READ THROUGH THIS GUIDE AND LEARN. I DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER.

Many of you have probably heard of soroka, and if you hadn't heard of soroka, just uninstall the game. Soroka is one of the most, actually I take that back, IS the most underrated champion in the game because haters gona hate. Nobody can understand how Soroka works because they do not know how to build her, and because they don't, they utterly fail, and because they fail, I just made this sentence a fragment. This is to all those who wants to harness the true power of Soroka as a carry using DPS, attack speed, and critical chance.

Exhaust for chasing. Ghost for chasing.

No ignite cuz dude dps
No clarity cuz dude dps
No revive cuz dude dps

See? Your arguments invalid.

First you have to max W, the healing move. Then the rest could go to hell for all I care, tho I tend to get one mark on q and e. Then I max out e second then q last, grabbing r whenever possible. The heal will keep you in lane and the dps will make the opponent go crying to RiotGames Inc. for a nerf in soroka. The massive spamming of Astral's blessing will cause laning partners to be your partners for life and laning opponents full of rage. They will repeatedly try to deal dmg, while you continuously harass them, not with your starfall, but your standard attack.

BESERKER GREAVES, MANAMUNE, MADREDS BLOODRAZOR, INFINITY'S EDGE, BLOODTHIRSTER, AND PHANTOM DANCE.

Let me explain. You'll all like wtf is he building? I'll calmly reply DPS soroka. NO ONE WILL SEE THIS COMING. That is how I went 9-0-1 KDR with a 3v5, and almost won. The dps will provide everything needed to win the game and provide even more for the trash talking you will do in the post game chat. The DPS will scar children for life like Paris Hilton's crouch shot.

Let me explain the masteries. It does not follow the 21-0-9 regular mastery marks. That's because Soroka is not a normal carry. She is GOD. The masteries will intensely make dps soroka full of healing along with critical chances and a load of dmg. Your standard attack will make golem shiver and baron DIE. Not that you should solo, but because it IS DPS SOROKA, I'd say its a good chance.

No need for runes. Soroka is too good. But if you would like runes, then go out and play some normal games and save up some IP. If you do, you should get ONLY DPS, atk speed, or critical chance runes because if you don't your going to lose and rage quit LoL for the rest of your life.

If your going to play ranked, and I was your advisor, I would tell you not to build DPS soroka. Just Kidding! Soroka is the best choice because she is never banned so you'll always have a chance to play her. All enemies shall fall beneath your very, very sexy legs as your rating climbs up very day. DPS soroka strikes hard into the heart of ranked opponents and causes them to leave the game immediately after realizing that your first item was berserker greaves and that it was GG.

Ahh this is my favorite part of the guide, and probably yours too. DPS soroka has a lot of pros. A lot. Like a Sh-t load. Like so much that if it was food Adam Richman couldn't take it on Man Vs. Food. Like so much it got AIDS from raping too much people.

YOU DEAL DPS. YOU CARRY. YOU WIN.

I don't know how much simpler to put it. People can't kill you. You can kill people. Win Win situation.
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Now for the cons... lol what cons?

Yes, yes, although she is everything, she is ESPECIALLY GOOD AT JUNGLING. Now let me tell you why. I start at lvl 16, when soroka has EVERYTHING since her build is finished with you 555-0-29 KDR. Its self explanatory. Right click on jungle creature. They Die. Repeat.

As for creeping, DPS soroka has a twitter, so go and follow her! She'll probably follow you more though...

There is no "I" in team, correct? But there is a "ME", and that's exactly what DPS soroka will do. She will go carry the team "mostly herself" and win so much there will be victory tears rolling down your face. Multiple Times.

This is the point of DPS soroka. Being unique. Being out of the ordinary. Being queer. Nobody will see how a support will become a dps carry, and will succumb to a blubbering child. Oh and also the HIGHEST SURVIVAL RATE EVAAAA.

Soroka is a hoe. That is all.

Seriously, its so self explanatory. You have to be bad not to farm effectively...well i guess i just singled out 88% of the LoL community didn't I?

SEXXXXXXXXXX ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yo let me spit a verse, let me spit a rhythm
Soroka is coming thru, and she mighty fine
with her standard attack, killing champs all the time
55 percent decrease in the Noxus's rate of crime

No one can take soroka, not even support soroka
So why play support when you can go dps, racist obama
And the team is going to rage, you know, cuz they a goner
5 hits and your done, see ya after a freaking 15 year coma :)



(btw if you take this seriously, then i'll love you forever. So will racist obama. No you don't know who he is. kthxbye.)