WarlordShen
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I have a couple of normal ones:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Next One:
"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our
relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown
Last Normal One:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
League related ones:
For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.
Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee
Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!
When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!
Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.
Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!
Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!
Thanks, Hope I win.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Next One:
"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our
relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown
Last Normal One:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
League related ones:
For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.
Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee
Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!
When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!
Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.
Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!
Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!
Thanks, Hope I win.
Hi, I'm WarlordShen (PLXG Katekyo) (Xander)
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How can you be sure, that it's not a troll thread ?
I could promise the moon off the sky and nobody can be sure that I would actually do it :3
We don't, but, hell, we needed a joke thread.