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Getting Out of ELO Hell; Your Opinion Wanted!

Creator: wengthemeng August 9, 2012 7:51pm
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Masturbate frequently to improve hand/wrist stamina, potentially even upper arms. This will allow you to successfully and adeptly mute everyone in every single ranked game so you dont have to read their annoying *** ******** whenever you do something horribly wrong...or right.
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Masturbate frequently to improve hand/wrist stamina, potentially even upper arms. This will allow you to successfully and adeptly mute everyone in every single ranked game so you dont have to read their annoying *** ******** whenever you do something horribly wrong...or right.


Masturbating releases stress and makes you more concentrated on the game. So yes, it helps! (Tho I am not quite sure about the stamina...)
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******s also releases a substance in the body that makes us both happier and more relaxed.

To the op: statistics can't be wrong if numbers and math is correct. Whether they are applicable is a whole different ballpark.
If you don't affect the coin toss it is a 50/50 every time. Even if the last 400 went the same side up. But if you ask yourself before any of the tosses you have only 1/8 to get the same 3 in a row.

None the less my best suggestion is always focus on your own performance every game and never on your teammates since you can't affect theirs.
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