The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
That's a stereotype anyways. I've literally had two people tell me that the entire season.
It used to happen a lot back in season 2 when I was 900 elo and people actually believed it. Nowadays people don't tend to fall for it I think.
In season two I was like 1200-1300 Elo, I don't recall anyone really saying anything like that, but I also didn't pay any attention.
I don't recall it happening in season one either, but I barely played ranked in that season.
I don't recall it happening in season one either, but I barely played ranked in that season.
So my 7 year-old has an account and until he achieves certain goals he is required to play beginner bot. His champion mechanics are getting very good. He is getting amazing at hitting beginner bots with skills shots.
Anyway, his g-ma showed up to take him to a movie and he was at the end of a game where he was paying
Jinx. I told him he had to go and I would take over.
At this stage he was carrying the team with 38 kills. The next closets was a
Blitzcrank with 5. Two of his teammates had 0 kills. Both bases had all base turrets and inhibs down.
He based, purchased IE (since he had skipped that) and then gave me the chair while he chased down his shoes and socks. Map was all dark, but his team had been fighting in their base while he defended. They must have all died while he was shopping.
So I sit, click to move to the middle of the mid lane figuring I would evaluate the situation as I moved out. My wife came in and I turned around to exchange a quick discussion with her. When I turn back to the computer I see 4 bots walking over my dead corpse and into our base. I now have 62 seconds on the death timer. The only one alive is a
Lux with 0 kills.
so yeah - bots win. Just as they win my son pokes his head in, "Did you win dad?"
me - "Uh, no they got us."
Son - "How? You were supposed to guard the nexus and once you got the ace push out and pressure. Then come back if anyone got near the base and do it again."
me - "That would have been a great strategy!"
son - "Must have been the other guys, they weren't very good."
Me - "Yeah. Don't you have a movie to go to?"
Off he went.
So yea, I lost a bot game for my son. Sucks. I lost him a bot game because I did not pay attention, but his strategy was sound. He is a bit pissed he now has 2 bot losses and I only have 1 on my account.
I think the lesson he took away was "don't let dad play my account!"
I do feel a little guilty... hence why I post =)
Anyway, his g-ma showed up to take him to a movie and he was at the end of a game where he was paying

At this stage he was carrying the team with 38 kills. The next closets was a

He based, purchased IE (since he had skipped that) and then gave me the chair while he chased down his shoes and socks. Map was all dark, but his team had been fighting in their base while he defended. They must have all died while he was shopping.
So I sit, click to move to the middle of the mid lane figuring I would evaluate the situation as I moved out. My wife came in and I turned around to exchange a quick discussion with her. When I turn back to the computer I see 4 bots walking over my dead corpse and into our base. I now have 62 seconds on the death timer. The only one alive is a

so yeah - bots win. Just as they win my son pokes his head in, "Did you win dad?"
me - "Uh, no they got us."
Son - "How? You were supposed to guard the nexus and once you got the ace push out and pressure. Then come back if anyone got near the base and do it again."
me - "That would have been a great strategy!"
son - "Must have been the other guys, they weren't very good."
Me - "Yeah. Don't you have a movie to go to?"
Off he went.
So yea, I lost a bot game for my son. Sucks. I lost him a bot game because I did not pay attention, but his strategy was sound. He is a bit pissed he now has 2 bot losses and I only have 1 on my account.
I think the lesson he took away was "don't let dad play my account!"
I do feel a little guilty... hence why I post =)
Of a 30 minute long game I think I've been connected for 10 minutes. So was everyone. The only reason the enemy team won was because they thought it funny to just push all lanes and because their
Pyroclasm was like the only spell that hit during the whole game.
GG

GG
********'s a pretty good fertilizer
Dwaboutit wrote:
why the **** is that annie a tank.
Because

seriously though, was it a support

"Fighting against top lane
Nunu & Willump, or
Nunu & Willump in general, is like having a catheter. It's not fun and you're going to have a miserable time."
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